I'm at the rollergirls' sleepover, watching Whip It, and I began to wonder, What would be Sam and Dean's skater names?
Then I come up with this situation for my wanderings. Before Sam ran away to go to Stanford, he and Dean were trying to see if some girl on a roller derby league was really possessed/under supernatural influences. Dean, being Dean, decides their best bet is not by getting to know her personally, but by watching her practice in her fishnets and short shorts.
So they'd pose as newbie freshmeat refs. One of the team captains would ask them what their names were, so she could add them to the roster. Dean would start to give their actual names, but the rollergirl would interrupt him to say "No, your skater names."
Dean would be thinking of something cute and clever on the spot, and say "I'm Green-Eyed Monster, and my baby brother here is the Virgin Scary."
Sam would look at him all offended and try to think of something better, but end up just smiling through it, and say, "Yeah, I'm the Virgin Scary."
And, while walking away to put their gear on, Sam would say "This is a bad idea, Dean."
But Dean would say, "They're girls. In fishnets. Beating the crap out of each other. For once in your life, stop being so gloomy."
And Sam would say back, "Dean, I'm under eighteen and neither of us can roller skate."
Dean would hit him playfully and say, "C'mon, Sammy, quit being a buzzkill!"
Moments later, Dean would be curled up in the fetal position, holding ice packs on his leg, mumbling, "Everything hurts." with Sam crouching over him, saying, "I told you so."
I'm only on season three. I would say no spoilers, but tumblr and tv tropes beat you to it. oh and, I have a tumblr now. My handle is mademoiselleseraph and my blog is called "Plain and yet Absolutely Sensational" so follow me, or don't, i won't think any less of you.